"Police Harassment "
Humour
by
Pc Mack Pettigrew
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Recently,
Californian ran an e-mail forum (question and answer exchange)
with the topic being "Community Policing." One of the civilian
email participants posed the following question: "I would like
to know how it is possible for police officers to continually
harass people and get away with it?"
From the "other side" (the law enforcement side) a cool cop
with a sense of humor replied:
"It is not easy. In California we average one cop for every
2000 people. About 60% of those cops are on patrol, where we
do most of the harassing. One-fifth of that 60% are on duty at
any moment and available for harassing people. So, one cop is
responsible for harassing about 10,000 residents. When you
toss in the commercial, business, and tourist locations that
attract people from other areas, sometimes you have a
situation where a single cop is responsible for harassing
20,000 or more people a day. A ten-hour shift runs 36,000
seconds. This gives a cop one second to harass a person, and
three-fourths of a second to eat a donut AND then find a new
person to harass. This is not an easy task. Most cops are not
up to it day in and day out. It is just too tiring. What we do
is utilize some tools to help us narrow down those, which we
harass. They are as follows:
PHONE: People will call us up and point out things that
cause us to focus on a person for special harassment. "My
neighbor is beating his wife" is a code phrase we use. Then we
come out and give special harassment. Another popular one on a
weeknight is, "The kids next door are having a party."
CARS: We have special cops assigned to harass people who
drive. They like to harass the drivers of fast cars, cars
blasting music, cars with expired registration stickers and
the like. It is lots of fun when you pick them out of traffic
for nothing more obvious than running a red light. Sometimes
you get to really heap the harassment on when you find they
have drugs in the car, are drunk, or have a warrant.
RUNNERS: Some people take off running just at the sight of
a police officer. Nothing is quite as satisfying as running
after them like a beagle on the scent of a bunny. When you
catch them you can harass them for hours.
CODES: When you can think of nothing else to do, there are
books that give ideas for reasons to harass folks. They are
called "Codes"; Penal, Vehicle, Health and Safety, Business
and Professions... They all spell out all sorts of things for
which you can really mess with people. After you read the
code, you can just drive around for a while until you find
someone violating one of these listed offenses and harass
them. Just last week I saw a guy smash a car window. Well, the
code says that is not allowed. That meant I got permission to
harass this guy. It is a pretty cool system that we have set
up, and it works pretty well. I seem to have a never-ending
supply of folks to harass. And we get away with it. Why?
Because the good citizens who pay the tab like that we keep
the streets safe for them. Next time you are in my town, give
me a single finger wave. That is a signal that you wish for me
to take a little closer look at you, and maybe I'll find a
reason to harass YOU. |